Mike thought the Angels would go to the world series

Mike, do you think I could by those from you? I want to frame them so that no matter how down I am, I can always remember that there's someone like you out there.

Also, I'm glad your only victory came against me. I feel good knowing I could help you out. Like today when I gave a homeless retard an apple. It means nothing to me, but for someone like you, it's all you have.

The Bearsharktopie has spoken.