Damn you johnny walker

Aroundt 10:30 last night I was half asleep on the couch when my cousin Pat called wanting to get drinks. I hopped on the bike and headed out, stoked about an evening that would normally be out of my price range.

When I showed up at Lowes (Said hotel with a bar that's out of my price range) I saw Pat wasn't alone, there was a dude from Creature there with him, which is awesome because I love that shop. Seriously, I almost worked there.

Anywho, I have to go back to the office now, so to summarize last night. Pat, dudes from Creature, Johnny Walker, sleep, wake up, run to the bathroom, and "Release the Kracken!"

Mike thought the Angels would go to the world series

Mike, do you think I could by those from you? I want to frame them so that no matter how down I am, I can always remember that there's someone like you out there.

Also, I'm glad your only victory came against me. I feel good knowing I could help you out. Like today when I gave a homeless retard an apple. It means nothing to me, but for someone like you, it's all you have.

The Bearsharktopie has spoken.